A Microsoft-inspired Poem

Perhaps I was on my computer too much this week.  Or maybe it’s just that I’m becoming a true nerd.  I’ve been married to one for over twelve years now.  But I was moved to write this poem tonight.  I know I don’t quite cover all the Microsoft programs but I hit the highlights…

MICROSOFT-inspired poem

I want to EXCEL
And have the last WORD
To complete the PROJECT
Give me creative ACCESS
And a loyal PUBLISHER
To make my POWERPOINT
Of being an EXPLORER
Having a positive OUTLOOK
In my OFFICE SUITE
For my own EXCHANGE.