Dear Auto-correct (Deer Dis-connect),

Deer Dis-connect, (Dear Auto-correct)

I ate ewe!  (I hate you!)

Yu airways med up meye worlds.  (You always mess up my words).

Eye dupe latters and your chain there aground (I type letters and you change them around).

Thus happens afternoon I hot sand buttons.  (This happens after I hit send button).

Wherever doctor 30th  craft phases com for? (Where do these crazy phrases come from?)

Whole would steam upside those airline? (Who would dream up this silliness?)

The worst reply but authorities at our condense. (The words replaced by auto-correct are pure nonsense).

They dust lock meeting. (The system mocks me).

Or seems to describe 82nd (It seeks to destroy me).

I’d meant too forty update myself luggage (It wants to dirty up my language).

Buy I will shoe it whoa charged. (But I will show it who’s in charge.)

Screen toy autocross, I wish having their lad turd! (Screw you auto-correct, I am having the last word!)

Grapefruit, (Respectfully)
Maybe (Mandy)